A new york smile in skinny jeans

In continuation of my poopie mood, I have written a poem...

Skinny jeans, skinny jeans

You are a trend that should die

For hips and asses – you do not hide

Skinny jeans, skinny jeans

That only tall toothpicks can wear

Aren’t you concerned that I look like a pear?

Skinny jeans, skinny jeans

You now crowd the shelves

Leaving us curvy girls to fend for ourselves

Skinny jeans, skinny jeans

I hope you are only a fad

Like chunky heels, hammer pants, and dreaded shoulder pads.

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This is dedicated to LISA.

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Did everyone watch
How I Met Your Mother 
last night?

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(note- I originally typed that as: How I Met Your Mother Last Night? bow chica wow wow)
Now this is a sitcom that gets it right.
So freaking creative every single time.

If you haven't seen it- watch it

also
don't forget to watch TBL tonight

Abbie and I have a bet with another couple on who the winner will be
loser has to buy dinner
my vote is for Rick.
not necessarily because I think he has the most potential
but because of this:



we now jump at the opportunity to yell  - Rick!