A recent conversation with a Publix Cashier
Cashier: I am not in the Christmas spirit.
Abbie: Yeah, it's a little hard to get in the Christmas spirit when it is 80 degrees outside.
Cashier: I KNOW! This year I have to go up north for Christmas and I am going to be sooooo cold!
Abbie: Really? Where are you heading?
Cashier: Ocala... It is going to be freezing.