I'm a pirate, You're a princess

Every morning for the past week

 the Today Show says SOMETHING about 

the royal engagement

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For whatever reason- this makes Abbie nuts.

Typically the royal family doesn't interest me

but the fact that it makes Abbie so crazy 

kind of gets me excited.  

So I am constantly keeping him updated on the new details of the wedding

as well as adding my comments on what I would and wouldn't do.

Now

to some of you

this may seem mean.

But torturing each other is the fun part of our relationship.

He had his fun this time last year with this ultimate DB:

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With Abbie being a professional golfer

you can imagine how much I hated to hear about Tiger.

Now this is my payback time for having to listen to all the Tiger hoopla last year.

In other princess news:

I've decided to sign up for the 

Disney Princess Half Marathon

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I secretly want to run with a tutu, wings and tiara too.

If anyone can think of a legit reason for me to do so- please comment below.